Thursday 6 June 2013
SKYFALL
Everyone's favorite James Bond star is back! Oh, and Daniel Craig too. MISDIRECT!
SKY FALL The Abridged Script
FADE IN:
There is NO TRACKING WHITE DOT because the franchise has MOVED ON into a BOLD NEW ERA and is NOT RELYING ON THE SAME OLD TIRED GIMMICKS, NO REALLY. Instead we open with...
INT. ROOM
DANIEL CRAIG bursts in to find a LAPTOP and a FELLOW AGENT, both missing most of their GUTS.
DANIEL CRAIG
Don't worry, unnamed non-speaking
role,I'll help you!
role,I'll help you!
JUDI DENCH
(on radio)
Leave him, Daniel! We must demonstrate
that I will sacrifice any agent
for the mission, it's not like
we're going to demonstrate it again
far more emphatically in about five minutes.
that I will sacrifice any agent
for the mission, it's not like
we're going to demonstrate it again
far more emphatically in about five minutes.
DANIEL and spy sidekick NAOMIE HARRIS chase an EVIL GUY using EVERYTHING WITH WHEELS.
DANIEL CRAIG
Damn, he's jumped onto a train
carrying an assortment of vehicles
and heavy machinery, thoughtfully
arranged to facilitate a classic bit
of Bondian mayhem!
carrying an assortment of vehicles
and heavy machinery, thoughtfully
arranged to facilitate a classic bit
of Bondian mayhem!
DANIEL JUMPS into a BACKHOE on the TRAIN in FULL VIEW of the EVIL GUY and slowly ROTATES the cabin to face him, a display of tactical brilliance that results in DANIEL getting SHOT 300 TIMES!
DANIEL CRAIG
Arrgh, all 300 bullets hit me in
the right shoulder! What are the odds?!
the right shoulder! What are the odds?!
DANIEL rips the ASS off the TRAIN with the BACKHOE'S SCOOP, then CLIMBS onto it and spends some time BALANCING HIMSELF.
DANIEL CRAIG
Good thing the evil guy went to the
other end of the train, otherwise
he'd have all day to finish me off.
other end of the train, otherwise
he'd have all day to finish me off.
DANIEL LEAPS onto the TRAIN and ADJUSTS HIS SUIT and is FUCKING BALLS-AWESOME and instantly makes the movie TEN TIMES BETTER than QUANTUM OF SOLACE.
CUT TO:
INT. MI6 HQ
RORY KINNEAR
(fiddling with controls)
Oh crap, somehow we've lost contact
with Daniel but can still communicate
totally fine with Naomie!
with Daniel but can still communicate
totally fine with Naomie!
JUDI DENCH
What's happening Naomie? Can you catch
the train?
the train?
NAOMIE HARRIS
(on radio)
Why would I need to? No way will it just
keep going with a gaping hole in the back,
that would be idiotic. Why don't you have
a swarm of military helicopters descend on
our position when it stops? Then we can
easily capture the evil guy.
keep going with a gaping hole in the back,
that would be idiotic. Why don't you have
a swarm of military helicopters descend on
our position when it stops? Then we can
easily capture the evil guy.
JUDI DENCH
I can't do that, the "swarm of helicopters"
button only works if it's halfway through
the movie!! Shoot wildly, that's a far
better plan!
button only works if it's halfway through
the movie!! Shoot wildly, that's a far
better plan!
NAOMIE SHOOTS and hits DANIEL who plummets off a BRIDGE into a LAKE! And since her HIGH-POWERED SUPER ADVANCED SPY RIFLE has an awesome firing rate of ONE ROUND PER HOUR, the EVIL GUY ESCAPES! Meanwhile DANIEL SUBMERGES into...
INT. PSYCHADELIC OPENING CREDIT MONTAGE
ADELE
(singing)
We're back again...
Another mission will begin...
Storylines worn so thin...
Do these films have no end?
(verse)
It's been fifty years
The audience still cheering
But even when we're jeering
We hold it all so dear...
(chorus)
'Cause we're spy fools,
Craving spy duels,
Clinging like ghouls
To a jewelled possession,
We're such spy fools
It's a firm rule,
Any ripe stool
Can fuel our obsession
We're spy fools...
INT. RALPH FIENNES'S OFFICE
RALPH FIENNES
Dammit Judi, I can't believe
you let that evil guy steal a
computer file holding the identities
of every single spy on Earth. You KNOW
that losing those files is Mission:
Impossible's jurisdiction.
you let that evil guy steal a
computer file holding the identities
of every single spy on Earth. You KNOW
that losing those files is Mission:
Impossible's jurisdiction.
JUDI DENCH
We should probably stop making those
comprehensive files, when you think about it...
comprehensive files, when you think about it...
RALPH FIENNES
And since you fucked up, we're giving
you two days until retirement.
you two days until retirement.
JUDI DENCH
Two days until retirement? Wouldn't it
be easier to hang banners saying "HEY GUYS,
JUDI DENCH GETS KILLED OFF IN THIS MOVIE"?
be easier to hang banners saying "HEY GUYS,
JUDI DENCH GETS KILLED OFF IN THIS MOVIE"?
RALPH FIENNES
Fine. Two months, then.
EXT. RANDOM FARAWAY TROPICAL ISLAND
DANIEL CRAIG saunters about FUCKING and DRINKING everything that can be DRUNK or FUCKED, including something resembling a HEINEKEN causing various JAMES BOND PURISTS to have ANEURYSMS.
WOLF BLITZER
(on TV)
We interrupt whatever program is showing
on the high-def flatscreen TV in your
remote island bamboo tropical bar to
announce that MI6 has blown up.
on the high-def flatscreen TV in your
remote island bamboo tropical bar to
announce that MI6 has blown up.
INT. JUDI DENCH'S HOUSE
JUDI DENCH arrives and finds DANIEL waiting for her.
JUDI DENCH
So, you've come back to help.
DANIEL CRAIG
Indeed.
JUDI DENCH
(pause)
Are we going to explain how you
survived being shot multiple times,
and then survived plunging off a bridge
to certain death?
survived being shot multiple times,
and then survived plunging off a bridge
to certain death?
DANIEL CRAIG
Not even a little bit.
JUDI DENCH
Right then.
INT. NEW MI6 HEADQUARTERS
RORY KINNEAR
Welcome to our new underground base,
007, I'll be your Agent-Coulson-esque
expository guide. Anyway, we need you
to re-certify you for active duty before
we can get the plot moving again.
007, I'll be your Agent-Coulson-esque
expository guide. Anyway, we need you
to re-certify you for active duty before
we can get the plot moving again.
(to camera)
Will James Bond be stuck at a desk job for the next two hours? OH THE SUSPENSE!
DANIEL CRAIG proceeds to SUCK TOTAL ASS at a bunch of PHYSICAL TESTS.
DANIEL CRAIG
Shit, and my aim has gone all to crap,
too. Well I know it's all about setting
up a big dramatic moment later on, so I'll
suffer through it. Now off to...
too. Well I know it's all about setting
up a big dramatic moment later on, so I'll
suffer through it. Now off to...
RALPH FIENNES
Not so fast! To test your MENTAL readiness
to truly be James Bond again, I'm going
to do some word association with you. Ready?
Here we go.
to truly be James Bond again, I'm going
to do some word association with you. Ready?
Here we go.
(pause)
Gold...
DANIEL CRAIG
Fish.
RALPH FIENNES
Thunder...
DANIEL CRAIG
Cats.
RALPH FIENNES
(muttering)
Not a good start...
(aloud)
Octo...
DANIEL CRAIG
Mom.
RALPH FIENNES
(growing impatient)
Licence to...
DANIEL CRAIG
Drive.
RALPH FIENES
(exasperated)
Oh for God's sake, SKY...
DANIEL CRAIG
Net?
RALPH FIENNES
FALL! FUCKING FALL!! SKY-FALL!!
DANIEL CRAIG
(pause)
That's not even a word.
RALPH FIENNES
(glares)
INT. JUDI DENCH'S NEW OFFICE
DANIEL arrives with a plastic bag of METAL SHARDS.
DANIEL CRAIG
I sensed that the bullet fragments
inside my body were of an unusual
composition, so I dug them out, by
myself with an old spoon, as I'm sure
we have no medical personnel. We
should test them.
inside my body were of an unusual
composition, so I dug them out, by
myself with an old spoon, as I'm sure
we have no medical personnel. We
should test them.
BEN WISHAW
(testing fragments)
My God, you're right! Only one person
on Earth uses bullets of this
ridiculously rare metal. The evil
guy you were chasing is in fact
the notorious assassin, Evil Guy,
whose memorable traits include absolutely
nothing whatsoever!
on Earth uses bullets of this
ridiculously rare metal. The evil
guy you were chasing is in fact
the notorious assassin, Evil Guy,
whose memorable traits include absolutely
nothing whatsoever!
(pause)
So where's the wound from where Naomie
shot you?
shot you?
DANIEL CRAIG
Er... hey, who are you?
BEN WISHAW
I'm the new Q. That's right, we
weren't going to be all gimmick
crazy any more, but we've brought
back the role of Q anyway. I mean
it's always helpful to have some
scenes that almost literally write
themselves. Now do try to be careful,
007.
weren't going to be all gimmick
crazy any more, but we've brought
back the role of Q anyway. I mean
it's always helpful to have some
scenes that almost literally write
themselves. Now do try to be careful,
007.
JUDI DENCH
According to our sources, Evil Guy
is on assignment in beautiful downtown
Shanghai, with its staggering assortment
of luxury hotels, fine dining, and
world-class entertainment! Go get him,
Daniel!
is on assignment in beautiful downtown
Shanghai, with its staggering assortment
of luxury hotels, fine dining, and
world-class entertainment! Go get him,
Daniel!
EXT. THE VIBRANT, BUSTLING YET INVITING TOWN OF SHANGHAI, IT'S WHERE THE PRESENT MEETS THE FUTURE WITH A NOD TO THE PAST! BOOK YOUR TICKETS TODAY!
DANIEL trails EVIL GUY to a place with ELEVATORS. EVIL GUY gets into one, and DANIEL impressively grabs onto the BOTTOM OF THE ELEVATOR which would be EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE if there weren't TWO OTHER PERFECTLY FINE USEABLE ELEVATORS. The ELEVATOR STOPS but by the time DANIEL manages to SWING OVER to another door and PRY IT OPEN, EVIL GUY is gone!
DANIEL CRAIG
Damn, now I'll never find him unless
for some reason all the walls on this
level are made of glass... oh hey,
whaddya know.
for some reason all the walls on this
level are made of glass... oh hey,
whaddya know.
DANIEL finds EVIL GUY preparing to ASSASSINATE some DUDE looking at ART.
DANIEL CRAIG
Hm, I could take out Evil Guy while
he's all focussed on taking his shot,
and save his intended target in the process.
But on the other hand, the target is looking
at some stupid painting instead of Berenice
Marlohe, so fuck him.
he's all focussed on taking his shot,
and save his intended target in the process.
But on the other hand, the target is looking
at some stupid painting instead of Berenice
Marlohe, so fuck him.
Suddenly NEON LIGHTS PUKE ON EVERYTHING and ABSTRACT SHAPES start FUCKING EACH OTHER OR SOMETHING and at the end of it ART DUDE and EVIL GUY are DEAD.
BERENICE MARLOHE
(squinting across from other building)
If I have only one goal for the rest of
my life it is to bone that mysterious
shadowy figure.
my life it is to bone that mysterious
shadowy figure.
DANIEL finds a NOVELTY POKER CHIP in EVIL GUY'S BRIEFCASE.
DANIEL CRAIG
Ah of course, instead of his employer
secretly wiring money to a secure account,
like would be normal, he has to show up
in person to redeem this novelty poker chip.
That's certainly something anyone whose
career depends on anonymity would agree to.
secretly wiring money to a secure account,
like would be normal, he has to show up
in person to redeem this novelty poker chip.
That's certainly something anyone whose
career depends on anonymity would agree to.
EXT. MACAU CASINO
DANIEL DISTRACTS everyone by sending a LIFE-SIZE CUTOUT of himself in a BOAT to the FRONT DOOR, while he sneaks in the BACK and trades the NOVELTY POKER CHIP for a SHINY BRIEFCASE OF MONEY.
NAOMIE HARRIS
Remember, I'm here too, in case you need help.
DANIEL CRAIG
Excellent. Let me first destroy my earpiece
so as to drastically reduce your ability
to help.
so as to drastically reduce your ability
to help.
BERENICE MARLOHE
(walking over)
Welcome to my casino. I see you've ordered
a martini shaken, not stirred, so I guess
THAT'S back again.
a martini shaken, not stirred, so I guess
THAT'S back again.
DANIEL CRAIG
I need you to take me to Javier Bardem.
We're almost halfway through this damn
thing and we haven't even seen him yet.
We're almost halfway through this damn
thing and we haven't even seen him yet.
BERENICE MARLOHE
What makes you think I'm in cahoots with Javier?
DANIEL CRAIG
It's okay, I realize that you're actually
his captive, and you've led a hopeless
and miserable existence for years. If you
help me, I promise not to waste all your
character's backstory by tossing you aside
faster than a spent tissue.
his captive, and you've led a hopeless
and miserable existence for years. If you
help me, I promise not to waste all your
character's backstory by tossing you aside
faster than a spent tissue.
BERENICE MARLOHE
Very well then, I will. But you can't leave
without fighting our bouncers, it's our
version of a coat check system.
without fighting our bouncers, it's our
version of a coat check system.
DANIEL fights the EVIL BOUNCERS in a DRAGON PIT, but uses his secret agent technique of THE DRAGONS NOT GIVING ONE SINGLE FUCK ABOUT HIM to ESCAPE!
DANIEL CRAIG
Phew, that was close. Here Naomie, take
the money and explain things to the
remaining violent criminals while I
abandon you. Yoink!
the money and explain things to the
remaining violent criminals while I
abandon you. Yoink!
(scampers off)
DANIEL and BERENICE get on her BOAT and go to JAVIER'S FORTRESS OF BEIGETUDE. Oh, and FUCK.
DANIEL CRAIG
Time to get captured and brought before
Javier. Don't worry though Berenice,
I have an awesome plan that TOTALLY
involves you being alive at the end.
Javier. Don't worry though Berenice,
I have an awesome plan that TOTALLY
involves you being alive at the end.
INT. SHOWROOM FOR BED, BATH, AND BARDEM'S 2013 "ISLAND SAND" COLLECTION
DANIEL is tied to a CHAIR but this time CLOTHED so SORRY, LADIES.
JAVIER BARDEM
Welcome, Mr. Bond. Allow me to explain
myself, I am a shadowy reflection of you,
nyah ha ha, I have evil computers that
can do anything, ha ha, etcetera, oh my
God this is so fucking stale.
myself, I am a shadowy reflection of you,
nyah ha ha, I have evil computers that
can do anything, ha ha, etcetera, oh my
God this is so fucking stale.
DANIEL CRAIG
What if we take the traditional homoerotic
undercurrent and make it explicit? That'd be
different.
undercurrent and make it explicit? That'd be
different.
JAVIER BARDEM
I guess so. How far you wanna take it?
DANIEL CRAIG
About as far as my previous line,
so that's done. Let's go back to
the standard routine where you
threaten the girl.
HENCHMEN take DANIEL OUTSIDE where BERENICE is tied to a statue thing.
BERENICE MARLOHE
Oh thank goodness, you're alive.
Now you can overpower everyone and
save me, right?
Now you can overpower everyone and
save me, right?
DANIEL CRAIG
Not quite. These goons are just
sliiiiightly too well armed.
Maybe if they had one fewer
bullet I could take them.
sliiiiightly too well armed.
Maybe if they had one fewer
bullet I could take them.
BERENICE MARLOHE
One? That's all? But why would they
have exactly one fewer...
have exactly one fewer...
(realizes)
...oh, you asshole.
JAVIER fires his GUN at BERENICE who presumably DIES but of course they can't actually SHOW us because we are poor delicate fainting wisps of creatures who of our own free will just paid MONEY to see A JAMES BOND MOVIE FOR CHRISSAKE I THINK WE WERE AWARE SOMEONE MIGHT GET HURT.
DANIEL CRAIG
That's better!
(defeats all bad guys)
Phew. It may look like I won without
breaking a sweat, but trust me, if
they'd had that one extra bullet,
hoo boy!
breaking a sweat, but trust me, if
they'd had that one extra bullet,
hoo boy!
The BRITISH ARMY arrive with ALL THE HELICOPTERS and everyone shares a HEROIC MOMENT OF TRIUMPH while trying not to look at the DEAD WOMAN they might have SAVED if they'd acted all of TEN SECONDS earlier.
INT. GOVERNMENT HEARING CHAMBER
JUDI DENCH is testifying at one of those MOVIE GOVERNMENT COMMISSIONS that exist solely to BUST MOVIE PROTAGONISTS' BALLS.
MEDDLESOME GOVERNMENT SHREW
So Judi, what are you doing about the Javier threat?
JUDI DENCH
It's okay, we already got him. Crisis over!
MEDDLESOME GOVERNMENT SHREW
Wait, what? You captured the bad guy
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMNED MOVIE?
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMNED MOVIE?
JUDI DENCH
(defensively)
Yes, but the "helicopter swarm" button
only works if...
only works if...
MEDDLESOME GOVERNMENT SHREW
Are you some kind of fucking moron, that
ALWAYS means it's only part of his
master plan! Heath Ledger did it, that
fucking Loki guy did it and that was
earlier this goddamn year! How fucking
dense are you?!?
ALWAYS means it's only part of his
master plan! Heath Ledger did it, that
fucking Loki guy did it and that was
earlier this goddamn year! How fucking
dense are you?!?
JUDI DENCH
Yeah well, Alfred Lord Tennyson, bitch.
(drops mic)
INT. MI6
BEN WISHAW prepares to HACK JAVIER'S LAPTOP.
RORY KINNEAR
Surely we have a dedicated, isolated
computer specifically designed
for such tasks?
computer specifically designed
for such tasks?
BEN WISHAW
No, silly, I'm plugging it directly
into the mainframe that controls
everything! Now let's open a bunch
of these email attachments promising
to enlarge my penis.
into the mainframe that controls
everything! Now let's open a bunch
of these email attachments promising
to enlarge my penis.
RORY KINNEAR
Oh fuck, Javier just escaped! All
his intricate machinations are about
to pay off! What devious maneuver has
just been made possible by all this
elaborate scheming!
his intricate machinations are about
to pay off! What devious maneuver has
just been made possible by all this
elaborate scheming!
JAVIER'S HUGE DIABOLICAL PLAN comes to FRUITION as he goes to the TOTALLY NON-SECRET, ADDRESS IS ON THEIR WEB SITE, ANYONE COULD GO THERE ANY TIME THEY WANT, GOVERNMENT BUILDING where JUDI DENCH is, overpowers ONE GUARD, and SHOOTS at her. However DANIEL creates some STEAM, rendering all of JAVIER'S SPY TRAINING utterly USELESS and he LEAVES.
EXT. GOVERNMENT BUILDING
DANIEL CRAIG
Quick, Judi. Come with me in the
Goldfinger Aston Martin!
Goldfinger Aston Martin!
JUDI DENCH
Didn't we already do an affectionate
nod to that car two movies ago?
nod to that car two movies ago?
DANIEL CRAIG
We did. But now it's the actual Goldfinger
car with ejector seats and machine guns
and everything!
car with ejector seats and machine guns
and everything!
JUDI DENCH
So are we bringing Goldfinger back
into continuity now? Because that
would open quite the can of worms,
if the can were 200 miles wide, and
the worms were Velociraptors.
into continuity now? Because that
would open quite the can of worms,
if the can were 200 miles wide, and
the worms were Velociraptors.
DANIEL CRAIG
Rather than answer that, let's really
fire up the Bond theme song as we
heroically RUN AWAY! I mean, STRATEGICALLY
REGROUP! Either way it's definitely the
best time for the rousing hero theme!
fire up the Bond theme song as we
heroically RUN AWAY! I mean, STRATEGICALLY
REGROUP! Either way it's definitely the
best time for the rousing hero theme!
CUE: BOND THEME
JUDI DENCH
So what's your plan?
DANIEL CRAIG
Let's go to my family home. And
I'll leave a trail of super subtle
cryptic clues so that Javier can
fiendishly deduce that we went
to MY OWN HOUSE.
I'll leave a trail of super subtle
cryptic clues so that Javier can
fiendishly deduce that we went
to MY OWN HOUSE.
EXT. SKYFALL
JUDI DENCH
Huh, so "Skyfall" is the name of
your family estate. That's random.
your family estate. That's random.
DANIEL CRAIG
Yeah, it was coined as a fancy word
for sunset, that moment when the
bright blue sky gives way to darkest
night. I guess instead of "sky fall"
we could have gone with "dark night
rises" but for some reason we didn't.
for sunset, that moment when the
bright blue sky gives way to darkest
night. I guess instead of "sky fall"
we could have gone with "dark night
rises" but for some reason we didn't.
JUDI DENCH
Oh be quiet, you rugged grim pointy
-eared fighter/gadget hero returning
from self-imposed isolation and a
horrible injury in order to defeat
a nemesis trained by the same secret
organization as you who has his own
private army and makes plans using
underground tunnels.
-eared fighter/gadget hero returning
from self-imposed isolation and a
horrible injury in order to defeat
a nemesis trained by the same secret
organization as you who has his own
private army and makes plans using
underground tunnels.
DANIEL takes JUDI on a tour of the ESTATE.
DANIEL CRAIG
And over here is my parents' grave,
so everyone who keeps insisting James
Bond is just a codename can officially
GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
so everyone who keeps insisting James
Bond is just a codename can officially
GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
ALBERT FINNEY
(arriving)
Er, hi. This role was supposed to
be Connery's, but he told the producers
to gargle walrus balls and so instead,
it's me. Sorry.
be Connery's, but he told the producers
to gargle walrus balls and so instead,
it's me. Sorry.
DANIEL CRAIG
That's okay, you can still help me
regain my marksmanship prowess in a
crucial, dramatic moment of...
regain my marksmanship prowess in a
crucial, dramatic moment of...
(regains marksmanship prowess)
...oh.
ALBERT FINNEY
Why even bother? Surely you're going to
lead Javier here, and then with
his position pinpointed you're going to
have a swarm of military helicopters
swoop in and...
lead Javier here, and then with
his position pinpointed you're going to
have a swarm of military helicopters
swoop in and...
JUDI DENCH
THAT ONLY WORKS HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE
GODDAMMIT. HONESTLY I KEEP TELLING YOU
PEOPLE. BLOODY CHRIST.
GODDAMMIT. HONESTLY I KEEP TELLING YOU
PEOPLE. BLOODY CHRIST.
DANIEL CRAIG
All right then, we'll have to defend my
house without outside help. I'll modify
some lightbulbs to explode nails. Judi,
you rig some floorboards to whack people
in the face, and Albert, scatter these
broken Christmas ornaments by the front
door. That should do it.
house without outside help. I'll modify
some lightbulbs to explode nails. Judi,
you rig some floorboards to whack people
in the face, and Albert, scatter these
broken Christmas ornaments by the front
door. That should do it.
(hears noises outside)
That's him coming now! OH NOOO!!
(mugs to camera, slaps hands to either
side of face)
side of face)
JAVIER arrives with a bunch of MERCENARIES who obligingly SET OFF all the traps but not before MORTALLY WOUNDING JUDI DENCH.
DANIEL CRAIG
Oh dear, Judi is badly hurt. Must keep
a cool head, though.
a cool head, though.
JAVIER DESTROYS the GOLDFINGER CAR!
DANIEL CRAIG
ARRRGH YOU BLEW UP MY CAR, THAT DOES IT!
DANIEL RAGE QUITS the MANOR by willing some PROPANE TANKS into existence and then EXPLODING them! JUDI and ALBERT hide in a nearby CHAPEL while DANIEL has a BIG FINAL SHOWDOWN with a HENCHMAN WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
INT. ABANDONED CHAPEL
JAVIER BARDEM
There you are Judi! Now to culminate
my sketchily outlined revenge motivation,
by giving you a chance to shoot a gun
through both our heads! Because I am
crazy, you see.
my sketchily outlined revenge motivation,
by giving you a chance to shoot a gun
through both our heads! Because I am
crazy, you see.
JUDI DENCH
Hm, the fact that I'm fatally wounded
and have only moments to live, combined
with my firm belief in sacrificing agents
to get the job done, would suggest that I
should really just go for it. But then Daniel
wouldn't get to be the big hero, so I won't.
And oh look, he killed you while I was going
on and on. Urk.
and have only moments to live, combined
with my firm belief in sacrificing agents
to get the job done, would suggest that I
should really just go for it. But then Daniel
wouldn't get to be the big hero, so I won't.
And oh look, he killed you while I was going
on and on. Urk.
(dies)
EXT. LONDON - LATER ON
EXT. LONDON - LATER ON
DANIEL CRAIG
I stand overlooking the city, as my
coat billows dramatically. I am...
BONDMAN!
coat billows dramatically. I am...
BONDMAN!
NAOMIE HARRIS
And guess what, my REAL name was Robin,
ALL ALONG!
ALL ALONG!
(grins)
I mean, Moneypenny. Oops.
DANIEL CRAIG
Now we can continue this fresh new take
on Bond that isn't shackled to all the
overworn baggage of the earlier movies.
Except for all the stuff we brought back
in this movie. And added from other movies.
Really I'm surprised we didn't move into
Avengers Tower while we were at it.
on Bond that isn't shackled to all the
overworn baggage of the earlier movies.
Except for all the stuff we brought back
in this movie. And added from other movies.
Really I'm surprised we didn't move into
Avengers Tower while we were at it.
NAOMIE HARRIS
Ha ha ha, a British-Avengers movie, how
awful would THAT be.
awful would THAT be.
RALPH FIENNES
(from inside)
I HEARD THAT.
END
...AND OH LOOK IT'S THE TRACKING WHITE DOT.
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